I'm Not A Weather Man...

🇺🇸 Printed In & Shipped From USA

Color: Navy - Deluxe Tee
Size: S
$34.95
$34.95
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Rated 5 stars by degenerates worldwide.

Oh yeah, real smooth. Nothing says “class” like bragging about your love life with a dad-joke-level pickup line plastered across your chest. This is the kind of shirt that’ll make half the room laugh and the other half roll their eyes so hard they see their own brain. And that’s exactly why you need it.

🌧️ Forecast: 100% chance of sarcasm, zero chance of modesty.
👕 Soft cotton — because even if you’re exaggerating, your comfort shouldn’t be.
🍺 Perfect for bars, parties, and every Tinder date you’re definitely gonna blow.
🖕 Offensive, rude, and exactly the kind of humor Grandma hoped you’d grow out of.

It’s bold, it’s vulgar, and it’s the only weather report people will actually pay attention to.

Materials

🔥 Premium Tee, Built to Last

✔️ Super-soft — feels amazing, fits even better

🎯 High-quality prints with eco-friendly inks (no cracking or peeling)

💪 Pre-shrunk & durable — made to outlast your sarcasm

Wanna grab 2? It’s just $50 + FREE shipping 😎

Shipping & Returns

All shirts are made to order and ship in 2–5 business days.

U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days after fulfillment.

We offer a 30-day refund policy for misprints, damages, or wrong items — no hassle.

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Dimensions

Size Chest Width Length Fits Chest (US)
S 18" 28" 34"–37"
M 20" 29" 38"–41"
L 22" 30" 42"–45"
XL 24" 31" 46"–49"
2XL 26" 32" 50"–53"
3XL 28" 33" 54"–57"

Care Instructions

To keep your tee from becoming a crop top:

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron the print
  • Avoid bleach unless you're into surprises
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