National Sarcasm Society — Black Ceramic Mug

Printed & shipped in the USA for U.S. orders

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Size: 11oz 11oz 15oz

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National Sarcasm Society — Black Ceramic Mug

Same attitude. Two capacities. Dimensions below are in inches and refer to the mug itself.

Black ceramic mug dimensions
Capacity	Height	Diameter	With handle
11 oz	3.86	3.35	4.72
15 oz	4.72	3.35	5.12

The 15 oz mug holds more. It cannot make the morning less stupid.

More coffee. Same questionable personality.

Printed to order. U.S. shipping: $6.95, or free at $85 after discounts.

Estimated U.S. delivery: 5–13 business daysIncludes printing and standard shipping. Holiday demand can add time. Details

Premium feel. Questionable judgment.

Glossy black ceramic, a comfortable handle, and your inside voice on the outside. Choose 11oz or 15oz.

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Free U.S. shipping at $85. Otherwise $6.95 per order. The shipping details

Fewer refills. Less effort. The 15oz mug holds 4oz more for $3.00 extra.

Careful. The coffee is hot and the response is dry.

Membership in the National Sarcasm Society now comes with a mug. For the colleague who says “love that for us” while staring into the middle distance.

Fill it with coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through another brilliant suggestion. The design appears on both sides. Yes, we thought of everything. Amazing.

The mug details

Glossy black ceramic with a C-shaped handle.
Choose 11 oz for a normal morning or 15 oz for whatever today turns into.
Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe on the top rack; hand washing with warm water and dish soap works too.
Printed to order for US customers through Printify Choice.

Production time and shipping time are separate; shipping charges appear at checkout. Mugs and clothing may ship in separate packages.

Mug care

Microwave safe. Clean in the dishwasher on the top rack, or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

The mug can handle coffee. We make no promises about your coworkers.

FAQs — mug edition

What kind of mug am I getting?

A glossy black ceramic mug with a C-shaped handle. Choose 11 oz or 15 oz above. The product description states where the design is printed.

Can it go in the microwave or dishwasher?

Yes. Use the top rack in the dishwasher, or hand wash with warm water and dish soap.

When does it ship?

Your mug is printed first, then handed to the carrier. Production and shipping are separate stages. Open Shipping & returns below for our usual U.S. timing. Your shipping charge appears at checkout.

Will my mug and shirt arrive together?

They may ship in separate packages. We email the tracking links when each package ships.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Email us as soon as possible with your order number and the change you need. Once production starts, a change or cancellation may no longer be possible.

It arrived damaged or the print is wrong.

Email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number, photos, and a short explanation. Open Shipping & returns below for the details.

Shipping & returns

Each mug is printed to order, then shipped by our print partner. Most orders print within 2–7 business days after entering production. Standard shipping usually adds 2–5 business days in the contiguous U.S. U.S. standard shipping is $6.95 per order, or free when merchandise totals $85 after discounts. Holidays, stock availability, and carrier delays can add time; arrival dates are not guaranteed.

We email your tracking link when your order ships. Items may arrive in separate packages.

Damaged, misprinted, or wrong item?

Email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com within 30 days of delivery. Include your order number, photos, and a short description. We’ll help arrange a replacement or refund for an eligible issue.

Choose your capacity before you order.

Because each mug is made for your order, we don’t accept returns for a change of mind, an incorrectly chosen capacity, or wear from use and washing. Check the capacity and dimensions above before ordering.