Pass the Gravy. Skip the Lecture. - Unisex Sweatshirt

Printed & shipped in the USA for U.S. orders

Color: Black

$45.95 USD

Size: S S M L XL 2XL 3XL

MILDLY OFFENSIVE TEES · THE FIT DEPARTMENT

Great joke. Get the right fit.

Pass the Gravy. Skip the Lecture. - Unisex Sweatshirt

Gildan 18000 garment measurements in inches. Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and compare it with the chart. Width is measured across the chest, not around your body. Sleeve length is measured from the center back.

Gildan 18000 sweatshirt size guide
Size	Width	Length	Sleeve from center back
S	20.00	27.00	33.50
M	22.01	28.00	34.50
L	24.00	29.00	35.50
XL	26.00	30.00	36.50
2XL	28.00	31.00	37.50
3XL	30.00	32.00	38.50

This sweatshirt has a classic fit. Garment measurements can vary by up to 1.5 inches. Measure now. Argue with your relatives later.

Between sizes? Compare with something you already own. Guessing is how a great shirt becomes a very expensive crop top.

Printed to order. U.S. shipping: $6.95, or free at $85 after discounts.

Estimated U.S. delivery: 5–13 business daysIncludes printing and standard shipping. Holiday demand can add time. Details

Premium feel. Questionable judgment.

Soft fleece, a comfortable everyday fit, and our original artwork printed to order. The full fabric details are below.

Secure Shopify checkoutOrder help: hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com

Free U.S. shipping at $85. Otherwise $6.95 per order. The shipping details

I came for the food. Somehow I got a performance review.

Your career. Your relationship. The way you parked. Everybody has notes. Put this on before dinner and let the shirt handle the agenda. More gravy. Fewer opinions.

For Thanksgiving, Sunday dinner, and every meal that accidentally becomes a family meeting.

The shirt, minus the family drama

50% cotton, 50% polyester; 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Classic fit; crewneck; tear-away label
Available in black, S–3XL.

Care

Machine wash cold (maximum 30 C / 90 F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Sweatshirt care

Turn it inside out and wash cold, at 30°C / 90°F or below. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Follow the care instructions on the garment. The joke has enough problems without a hot dryer.

FAQs — sweatshirt edition

What kind of sweatshirt am I getting?

A Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck, printed to order. This black sweatshirt is 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with 8 oz fleece, a classic fit, and our original yellow logo inside the neck. Choose S through 3XL above.

Will it fit?

Open the size guide above and compare the measurements with a sweatshirt you already like. Measure the sweatshirt flat, rather than guessing from the size letter. A little measuring now beats a very small sweatshirt later.

When does it ship?

Your sweatshirt is printed first, then handed to the carrier. Production and shipping are separate stages. Open Shipping & returns below for our usual U.S. timing. Your shipping charge appears at checkout.

How do I track it?

We email your tracking link when your order ships. A fresh tracking number may need a little time before carrier scans appear. Multiple items can arrive in separate packages.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Email us as soon as possible with your order number and the change you need. We’ll check whether production has started. Once it has, a change or cancellation may no longer be possible.

Something wrong with the print?

For a damaged, misprinted, or incorrect item, email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number, photos, and a short explanation. Open Shipping & returns below for the details.

Shipping & returns

Each sweatshirt is printed to order, then shipped by our print partner. Most orders print within 2–7 business days after entering production. Standard shipping usually adds 2–5 business days in the contiguous U.S. U.S. standard shipping is $6.95 per order, or free when merchandise totals $85 after discounts. Holidays, stock availability, and carrier delays can add time; arrival dates are not guaranteed.

We email your tracking link when your order ships. Items may arrive in separate packages.

Damaged, misprinted, or wrong item?

Email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com within 30 days of delivery. Include your order number, photos, and a short description. We’ll help arrange a replacement or refund for an eligible issue.

Choose your size before you order.

Because each sweatshirt is made for your order, we don’t accept returns for a change of mind, an incorrectly chosen size, or wear from use and washing. Use the size guide above to compare with a sweatshirt you already like.