Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Fleece Hoodie

Printed & shipped in the USA for U.S. orders

Color: Heather Grey

$48.95 USD

Size: XS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL

MILDLY OFFENSIVE TEES · THE FIT DEPARTMENT

Great joke. Get the right fit.

Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Fleece Hoodie

Lane Seven LS14001 garment measurements in inches. Lay a hoodie you like flat and compare it with the chart. Width is measured across the chest; it is not your body circumference.

Fleece hoodie size guide
Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
XS	18.0	26.0	23.5
S	20.0	27.0	24.0
M	22.0	28.0	24.5
L	24.0	29.0	25.0
XL	26.0	30.0	25.5
2XL	28.0	31.0	26.0
3XL	30.0	32.0	26.5

Measurements can vary by up to 1 inch. This hoodie has a regular fit. Your future self will appreciate the measuring.

Between sizes? Compare with something you already own. Guessing is how a great shirt becomes a very expensive crop top.

Printed to order. U.S. shipping: $6.95, or free at $85 after discounts.

Estimated U.S. delivery: 5–13 business daysIncludes printing and standard shipping. Holiday demand can add time. Details

Premium feel. Questionable judgment.

Soft fleece, a comfortable everyday fit, and our original artwork printed to order. The full fabric details are below.

Secure Shopify checkoutOrder help: hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com

Free U.S. shipping at $85. Otherwise $6.95 per order. The shipping details

Less imaginary. More judgmental.

Bigfoot has spent decades avoiding people. One look at this hoodie and you’ll understand his side of the story.

A warm fleece layer for cold weather, questionable company and saying the quiet part on your chest.

The hoodie details

Lane Seven LS14001 pullover hoodie in White or Heather Grey.
White: 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester. Heather Grey: 70% cotton and 30% recycled polyester.
Medium-heavy 8.25 oz fleece with a cotton print surface, three-panel hood, matching drawstrings and kangaroo pocket.
Regular fit, ribbed cuffs and hem, and manufacturer tear-away label.
Original front artwork printed to order for US customers through Printify Choice.

Check the garment measurements before ordering. Production and shipping are separate; delivery estimates and charges appear at checkout.

Hoodie care

Turn it inside out and wash cold, at 30°C / 90°F or below. Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. If you iron the hoodie, use low heat and keep the iron away from the print. Do not dry clean.

Follow the care instructions on the garment. The joke has enough problems without a hot dryer.

FAQs — hoodie edition

What kind of hoodie am I getting?

A Lane Seven LS14001 fleece hoodie, printed to order, with a cotton exterior and fleece inside. The details for this hoodie are listed above. Available colors and sizes are the ones you can select here.

Will it fit?

Open the size guide above and compare the measurements with a hoodie you already like. Measure the hoodie flat, rather than guessing from the size letter. A little measuring now beats a very small hoodie later.

When does it ship?

Your hoodie is printed first, then handed to the carrier. Production and shipping are separate stages. Open Shipping & returns below for our usual U.S. timing. Your shipping charge appears at checkout.

How do I track it?

We email your tracking link when your order ships. A fresh tracking number may need a little time before carrier scans appear. Multiple items can arrive in separate packages.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Email us as soon as possible with your order number and the change you need. We’ll check whether production has started. Once it has, a change or cancellation may no longer be possible.

Something wrong with the print?

For a damaged, misprinted, or incorrect item, email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number, photos, and a short explanation. Open Shipping & returns below for the details.

Shipping & returns

Each hoodie is printed to order, then shipped by our print partner. Most orders print within 2–7 business days after entering production. Standard shipping usually adds 2–5 business days in the contiguous U.S. U.S. standard shipping is $6.95 per order, or free when merchandise totals $85 after discounts. Holidays, stock availability, and carrier delays can add time; arrival dates are not guaranteed.

We email your tracking link when your order ships. Items may arrive in separate packages.

Damaged, misprinted, or wrong item?

Email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com within 30 days of delivery. Include your order number, photos, and a short description. We’ll help arrange a replacement or refund for an eligible issue.

Choose your size before you order.

Because each hoodie is made for your order, we don’t accept returns for a change of mind, an incorrectly chosen size, or wear from use and washing. Use the size guide above to compare with a hoodie you already like.