Thick Thighs, Spooky Vibes - Women’s T-Shirt

Printed & shipped in the USA for U.S. orders

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Tee Hoodie Sweatshirt Long sleeve 3/4 sleeve Women’s tee

Color: Black

$34.95 USD

Fit

Women’s

Choose your feel

Size: S S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Thick Thighs, Spooky Vibes - Women’s T-Shirt

Bella+Canvas 6400 women’s relaxed-fit garment measurements in inches. Measure a tee you like flat. Width is across the chest, not around your body.

Women’s relaxed tee size guide
Size	Width	Length
S	18.50	25.25
M	20.00	26.00
L	22.01	26.69
XL	24.00	27.50
2XL	25.98	28.25
3XL	28.00	29.00

This is a women’s relaxed fit, with a shorter body than the men’s/unisex tee. Choose from the colors and sizes available above.

Between sizes? Compare with something you already own. Guessing is how a great shirt becomes a very expensive crop top.

Printed to order. U.S. shipping: $6.95, or free at $85 after discounts.

Estimated U.S. delivery: 5–13 business daysIncludes printing and standard shipping. Holiday demand can add time. Details

Premium feel. Questionable judgment.

Soft Bella+Canvas 6400 jersey in a women’s relaxed cut. Fabric composition varies by color; check the product details below.

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Free U.S. shipping at $85. Otherwise $6.95 per order. The shipping details

THREE BAD IDEAS. TWO PAID FOR.

Buy 2 tees. Get a third free.

Add three eligible tees and use B2G1 at checkout. The lowest-priced eligible tee is free. Cannot combine with other discounts.

Pick my other tees

The broom has questions. She has absolutely no intention of answering them.

For anyone bringing more thigh than the flight manual recommends. A confident witch, one deeply concerned cat, and a broom that should have read the terms before agreeing to this.

Wear it to the Halloween party. Make the judgmental neighbor explain why she keeps staring.

The shirt details

Bella+Canvas 6400 women’s crewneck tee with short sleeves and a relaxed fit.
Black and Navy: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Lightweight 4.3 oz jersey. Sizes S–3XL, with availability shown in the selector.
Printed to order for U.S. customers with our original yellow MOT neck print.

Check the women’s size chart before ordering. This is a different cut from our unisex tee.

Keep it out of the laundry crime scene

Wash cold, inside out. Skip the bleach and tumble dryer. Hang dry, and keep a cool iron away from the artwork. No dry cleaning.

Women’s tee care

Machine wash cold, at 30°C / 90°F or below. Do not bleach, tumble dry or dry clean. Iron on low heat and keep the iron off the print. Follow the care information on your garment.

The shirt already has enough attitude. Don’t add heat damage.

FAQs — women’s tee edition

Is this a different fit?

Yes. This is the Bella+Canvas 6400 women’s relaxed tee, with a shorter body than our men’s/unisex tee. Compare the actual garment measurements in the size chart.

What’s the fabric?

Black and Navy are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Other heather colors, if offered, are 52% cotton and 48% polyester.

When will it arrive?

It is printed to order in the U.S. for U.S. orders, then handed to the carrier. Production and shipping are separate stages. The estimate above the product details includes both; holiday demand can add time.

How do I track it?

We email your tracking link when the order ships. For help, contact hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com.

Shipping & returns

Each tee is printed to order, then shipped by our print partner. Most orders print within 2–7 business days after entering production. Standard shipping usually adds 2–5 business days in the contiguous U.S. U.S. standard shipping is $6.95 per order, or free when merchandise totals $85 after discounts. Holidays, stock availability, and carrier delays can add time; arrival dates are not guaranteed.

We email your tracking link when your order ships. Items may arrive in separate packages.

Damaged, misprinted, or wrong item?

Email hello@mildlyoffensivetees.com within 30 days of delivery. Include your order number, photos, and a short description. We’ll help arrange a replacement or refund for an eligible issue.

Choose your size before you order.

Because each shirt is made for your order, we don’t accept returns for a change of mind, an incorrectly chosen size, or wear from use and washing. Use the size guide above to compare with a shirt you already like.